Modern Monster Mash - Key of Awesome #91

Great Halloween share John

SFC Sczymanski James L. SPC Mike LakeCW3 (Join to see) CPT Enrique M. SFC William H. SFC Craig Dalen CPL Eric Escasio MAJ Ken Landgren SFC Dagmar Riley CW5 Jack Cardwell MCPO Roger Collins Cynthia Croft Alan K. SPC Woody Bullard PO3 (Join to see) TSgt David L. SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL SGT John " Mac " McConnell SFC Pete Kain PO3 Brad Smith

Thank you my friend SGT John " Mac " McConnell for sharing the "modern" version of the Monster Mash.
By the way our friend CW5 Jack Cardwell shared it early yesterday morning.


"Modern Monster Mash - Key of Awesome #91"
Lyrics
"BORIS
You remember in the 60's when I invented the mash
Well now the time is come for me to update that smash
Since I've been out of the fright game for 52 odd years
I invited a new crew to spread spooky cheer
The first to arrive was Dr. Hannibal Lecter
He brought his own date, and seemed to respect her
They hit the dance floor, with a Jive and a jitter
Then he ripped off her face! He's pulling out her liver

BACK UP SINGERS
That's really gross


BORIS
Oh my god what just happened?

BACK UP SINGERS
He ate her face

BORIS
Yes I know! I saw!!

BACK UP SINGERS
Speaking of SAW

JIGSAW
I like to play disgusting games

BACK UP SINGERS
He broke his jaw


BORIS
That is way too graphic, I'm going to faint
Surely all the other guests won't be this rude
Like this classic monster, a scary hip dude
He's got a kooky style and a spooktastic look
Oh my god he just hung the waiter on a meat hook!!! Why?

BACK UP SINGERS
He's Leatherface

BORIS
He's cutting him up with a chainsaw

BACK UP SINGERS
It's what he does

BORIS

Who's Freddy Krueger

BACK UP SINGERS
He haunts your dreams

BORIS
Oooh he sounds like a real spooker!

FREDDY
I murder teens
You can't escape me, bitch!

BORIS
Language!
In my day the monsters would just gave you a spook
Nowadays, it seems they all just want to make you puke
Ah the Human Centepede, that sounds like a hit
Wait, the ones in the back have to eat the front ones shit?!

Enough, the party's over! Everybody out!
You all have no idea what "Spooktober" is about
Here comes the Wolfman, he'll show you how it's done
He knows how to be creepy, but he always keeps it fun.

Nooo! That was my friend.
Why did he meet such a horrifying end?
Is it too much to ask to have some monsters dance
It's really quite a hoot if you'd give it half a chance

JIGSAW
This guy won't let it go, I think it's rather sad

FREDDY
Guys, I feel guilty

LECTER
And I also feel bad


LEATHERFACE
Let's give him a couple moves, it's the least we could do

JIGSAW
Okay places everybody and a one and a two

MONSTERS
Look at us dance

BORIS
You did the monster dance?

LEATHERFACE
Hey look, jazz hands

BORIS
Wait, don't twist too fast

VICTIMS
Our skulls are smashed

LEATHERFACE
Oh great, it's the girl from the ring

BACK UP SINGERS
Her heart is black

BORIS
She really knows how to swing

FREDDY
I wouldn't look directly at her face if I were you

LEATHERFACE
Oh well, we tried

FREDDIE
He died doing what he loved

JIGSAW
Monster choreography. Hey guys, I know a game we could play
Guys? Anyone? No?"

FYI LTC Stephen C. Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen Lt Col Charlie Brown Maj Bill Smith, Ph.D. Maj William W. "Bill" Price SGT Mark Halmrast Sgt John H. SGT Gregory Lawritson CPL Dave Hoover SSgt Brian Brakke 1stSgt Eugene Harless CPT Scott Sharon SSG William Jones

SGT John " Mac " McConnell good morning and a good Halloween share.