Posted on May 12, 2022
Musk Sells Twitter After It Fails to Make Him Interesting
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In an abrupt about-face that has rocked the tech world, Elon Musk has decided to sell Twitter after it failed to make him interesting.
Speaking to reporters, Musk said he was “disappointed” that his purchase of Twitter had done nothing to change the public’s perception of him as a tedious attention hog.
“I really thought that owning Twitter would transform my image as a black hole of neediness,” he said. “Instead, it made me look desperate. And not in an interesting way.”
Musk said that the last straw was when signalling his intention to let Donald J. Trump back on Twitter failed, yet again, to make the Tesla C.E.O. interesting.
Speaking to reporters, Musk said he was “disappointed” that his purchase of Twitter had done nothing to change the public’s perception of him as a tedious attention hog.
“I really thought that owning Twitter would transform my image as a black hole of neediness,” he said. “Instead, it made me look desperate. And not in an interesting way.”
Musk said that the last straw was when signalling his intention to let Donald J. Trump back on Twitter failed, yet again, to make the Tesla C.E.O. interesting.
Musk Sells Twitter After It Fails to Make Him Interesting
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A guy tha graduated from college $100,000 in debt and 2 years later is a millionaire isn’t interesting? So then he becomes the largest electric car manufacturer in the World still not interesting? So he also produces rockets and is going to mars. Exactly what have you done that is interesting?
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Why is Elon Musk putting Twitter deal on hold?
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Ha, Ha my liberal friend PO1 William "Chip" Nagel and thank for posting the satirical post
1. On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 Elon Musk publicly stated he 'would restore former President Donald Trump's banned account on Twitter if his deal to acquire the company is completed.'
Today Elon Musk says he's put the blockbuster Twitter deal on pause over fake accounts.
Elon Musk said he's putting his $44 billion takeover of Twitter "temporarily on hold," saying that he wants more details about how many of the social platform's accounts are fake or spam.
The shock announcement sent the company's shares tumbling as investors questioned whether Musk might back out altogether.
The Tesla and SpaceX mogul said he needs to make sure fake accounts "do indeed represent less than 5%" of Twitter's users, as the company has estimated.
Why is Elon Musk putting Twitter deal on hold?
Twitter Deal Update: Tesla chief Elon Musk on Friday did a surprise announcement about Twitter's buyout deal for $44 billion being put on hold. Taking to Twitter, the billionaire posted, "Twitter deal temporarily on hold pending details supporting calculation that spam/fake accounts do indeed represent less than 5% of users," while quote tweeting a report about the same. Twitter deal temporarily on hold pending details supporting calculation that spam/fake accounts do indeed represent less than 5% of users.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaO2Ub37s9A
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1. On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 Elon Musk publicly stated he 'would restore former President Donald Trump's banned account on Twitter if his deal to acquire the company is completed.'
Today Elon Musk says he's put the blockbuster Twitter deal on pause over fake accounts.
Elon Musk said he's putting his $44 billion takeover of Twitter "temporarily on hold," saying that he wants more details about how many of the social platform's accounts are fake or spam.
The shock announcement sent the company's shares tumbling as investors questioned whether Musk might back out altogether.
The Tesla and SpaceX mogul said he needs to make sure fake accounts "do indeed represent less than 5%" of Twitter's users, as the company has estimated.
Why is Elon Musk putting Twitter deal on hold?
Twitter Deal Update: Tesla chief Elon Musk on Friday did a surprise announcement about Twitter's buyout deal for $44 billion being put on hold. Taking to Twitter, the billionaire posted, "Twitter deal temporarily on hold pending details supporting calculation that spam/fake accounts do indeed represent less than 5% of users," while quote tweeting a report about the same. Twitter deal temporarily on hold pending details supporting calculation that spam/fake accounts do indeed represent less than 5% of users.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaO2Ub37s9A
FYI LTC David Brown Lt Col Charlie Brown SGT Axel Hasting CA Michael Brosius LTC David Brown MCPO Hilary Kunz PO2 (Join to see) MCPO Hilary Kunz CPL Douglas Chrysler MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D. CWO3 Dave Alcantara Maj Bill Smith, Ph.D. SFC William Farrell GySgt Jack Wallace SPC Michael Duricko, Ph.D SSG Donald H "Don" Bates SPC Michael Terrell SPC Woody Bullard CPL Ronald Keyes Jr
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Gravitas: Elon Musk puts Twitter deal on hold
Twitter is in a state of turmoil. Elon Musk has temporarily put his $44 billion deal on hold. Twitter CEO Parag Aggarwal has fired two top executives. The co...
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How many tech execs does it take to change a light bulb? ONE — Elon Musk holds the light bulb in the socket — and the world turns around him!
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CA Michael Brosius Sounds Like the World is Refusing to Turn for Him Today.
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