Paul Simon - 50 ways to leave your lover

I have a friend that hates that song. His name is Guss and we always tell him to get on the bus !

Thank you, my friend SGT (Join to see) for sharing the music video of Paul Simon performing "50 ways to leave your lover" live at Auditorium Theater Chicago IL on November 24, 2000

For those who Paul Simon singing:
Here is the full performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcADqEaOnv8
2000 11 24 Auditorium Theater Chicago IL
(1) That's Where I Belong
(2) Graceland
(3) One Man's Ceiling
(4) You're The One
(5) 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
(6) That Was Your Mother
(7) Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard
(8) The Teacher
(9) Spirit Voices
(10) Diamonds On The Soles
(11) You Can Call Me Al
(12) Old Friends/Bookends
(13) Homeward Bound
(14) I Am A Rock
(15) Darling Lorraine
(16) Old
(17) The Boy In The Bubble
(18) Pledging My Love/ The Late Great Johnny Ace
(19) The Coast
(20) Late In The Evening
(21) American Tune
(22) Hurricane Eye
(23) Kodachrome
(24) Proof
(25) Still Crazy After All These Years
(26) Pigs, Sheep, and Wolves
(27) Mrs. Robinson
(28) The Boxer
(29) Bridge Over Troubled Water


"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" written by Paul Simon
Lyrics
"The problem is all inside your head"
She said to me
"The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover"

She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover"

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooh, slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

She said, "It grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again"
I said, "I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways?"

She said, "Why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light"
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free"

FYI COL Mikel J. Burroughs LTC Stephen C. LTC (Join to see) Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen Lt Col Charlie Brown Maj Bill Smith, Ph.D. Maj William W. "Bill" Price Maj Marty Hogan SCPO Morris Ramsey SGT Mark Halmrast Sgt Randy Wilber Sgt John H. SGT Gregory Lawritson CPL Dave Hoover SPC Margaret Higgins SSgt Brian Brakke 1stSgt Eugene Harless CPT Scott Sharon SSG William Jones

With a nickname of Jack, I've had this song dedicated and sung to me more than once!