Posted on Apr 27, 2022

Elon Musk offers to buy Russian Army for $100, half-empty bottle of Stoli

PO1 William "Chip" Nagel

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Fresh off of his acquisition of Twitter, billionaire tech entrepreneur Elon Musk offered to purchase the entire Russian Armed Forces for $100 and a half-empty bottle of Stolichnaya vodka.

Musk, the world’s richest man, said in a brief statement earlier today that “he knows a bargain-basement steal when he sees one” and that “you really can’t get more bargain basement right now than the Russian military.”

“Why, you ask? Why not, bitches?” Musk subsequently tweeted.

Elon Musk offers to buy Russian Army for $100, half-empty bottle of Stoli

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SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL

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PO1 William "Chip" Nagel good one Brother William.

Lt Col Charlie Brown SSG Michael Noll Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen Cpl Vic Burk MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D. SGT Charlie Lee PO2 Marco Monsalve SGT David A. 'Cowboy' Groth ] SSG William Jones Sgt (Join to see) 1SG Dan Capri CDR Andrew McMenamin, PhD SrA John Monette SFC (Join to see) GySgt Jack Wallace SPC Michael Terrell SMSgt Anil Heendeniya CPL Douglas ChryslerCPL Patrick Rasmussen

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SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL A Sense of Humor is Required in Our Chosen Profession!

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SMSgt Anil Heendeniya

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He's just "all a Twitter over it."

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MAJ Bob Miyagishima

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I'll pay $200 and a full bottle of stoli vodka. And I'm not really a vodka drinker, I'm a Jack and Coke man.

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