Pardon Me

Thank you my friend Lt Col Charlie Brown for posting the patriotpost.us web article Pardon Me.' of many longer than one-liners by Burt Prelutsky
I certainly support junior senator from Louisiana, John Kennedy who has fought for ... the rights of gun owners and the rights of the unborn. I never supported JFK, Ted or Bobby although Bobby seemed the most noble IMHO.
The one-liners form John Kennedy are priceless
“It’s like a frog calling you ugly.”

“These Senate elections in Georgia will be the most important in history, but you have nothing to worry about unless you are a tax payer, a parent, a gun owner, a cop, a person of faith or an unborn baby.”
“You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.”
“Americans are thinking there are some good members of Congress but can’t figure out what they’re good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.” “It’s as dead as four o'clock.”
“Always follow your heart but take your brains with you.”
“The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’”
“It must suck to be that dumb.”
“When the Portland mayor’s IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.”
“I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.”
“You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.”
“Nancy Pelosi can strut while sitting down.”

Louisiana's Senator Kennedy makes headlines with humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTp9pmMEywc

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Great share with the one liners.

I think I've read his stuff in National Review or other similar journal. Love great satire.