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SN Greg Wright
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Mr. Swan, my lawyers will be in touch. My eyeballs were injured, reading this. My brain was broken. Luckily, my lizard brain keeps things going for a while. Your irresponsible propagation of inane fuckery such as this is going to cost you all the beer in your Ref, see if it doesn't!! *Shakes fist*

(Lol. Serious though...wow. Just....yeah. Wow is all I got.)
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TSgt Bret Whitmore
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Oversized Gerber babies have no business holding a sharp ink pen let alone becoming 'reporters'. In fact, creatures like this shouldn't so much as make a sound while adults are talking, lest their mommies have to remove them from the room and put them down for a nap.

Other than for humor's sake, or capturing a video of his intentional wussified melodramatics, why did anyone allow this creature to even hold a firearm he is clearly unqualified to touch?

As a father of grown children, I submit the following recommendations:
(A) that 'poor witto-boy' change his nappies, since he obviously filled them over the 'horrific' trauma of this ordeal.
(B) Grow up and learn to chew solid food.
(C) Stop wasting the rest of our time with such soft-brained, soft-handed, dim-wit, panty-waist observations of people, places and things over which he clearly has no adequate grasp.
(D) Remember that it took significant sacrifices (in some cases the ultimate) on the part of millions of other REAL men and women to purchase his right to breathe, live, eat, sleep and poop in freedom, allowing him to otherwise squander, misconstrue and abuse the truth to advance whatever selfish agenda fuels his days.
(E) Count his lucky stars he was born a human being in the United States of America. Were he born some other species in the animal kingdom, the 'fittest' would have consumed his well-fattened parts long ago.
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SSG Warren Swan
SSG Warren Swan
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This may sound mean, and it's happened to me, but someone has to be the butt of the joke sometimes. In his case, he will ALWAYS be the butt of the joke.
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Sgt Mike Sarris
Sgt Mike Sarris
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SSG Warren Swan - I'm sure throughout his life, he has been the butt of many, many jokes, this is just his latest!
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1SG Criminal Investigator
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Give him a .500 Smith and Wesson revolver and see his reaction.
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SGT Aaron Atwood
SGT Aaron Atwood
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We can stick to the AR platform and give him a 50 Beowulf, no muzzle brake.
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SGT Aaron Atwood - But the AR platform is scary looking.
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SSG Warren Swan
SSG Warren Swan
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SGT Aaron Atwood - you do that, and what state or continent are you going to pick him up from? Firing that thing and I'd be damn sure he's gonna land somewhere that he didn't intend to
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SrA Matthew Knight
SrA Matthew Knight
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SSG Warren Swan - Luckily, given his opinions on firearms, you likely never will have to worry about being anywhere near him while he fires a weapon.
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