SSG Warren Swan

Army | Information Technology Specialist

Dates of Service: May 1994 - Jun 2012

RETIRED

63% Complete

61 Endorsements

179 Contacts

Influence Score: 1,706,542
89 out of 866,658 Veterans

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I have an expert and devious mindset that has gotten me very far in life. I learned well from the Mafia, and the most hated god known to man..CQ. I was selected ahead of my peers to be the first to take off my pro-mask when engaging the enemy, selected above my peers (a VERY select group) to be the tester of the Magic Bullet, Selected by my peers to taste the Afghan food before they did.

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I was highly trained by Horace Gracie in the art of Brazilian Ju Buffo. I was selected ahead of my peers to train and mentor future recruits in the fine arts of Johnstons Paste Wax. I was selected by the POTIZZLE to be the first Blackhead of the CIA. Watch your B's and C's around the kid.