Urban Dictionary: Hillbonics

After my weather report this morning I thought of a word, that I had not seen before, and decided to see if it was out there. To my delight it was, and described the same way I did months ago when the topic came up then. speekin zeezr 'en riten't.
"In reality, it’s generally very efficient and achieves its efficiency through shortening and/or combining. The nature of its efficiency lies in its shortening of character length and word quantity while still delivering the full message."
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