Sylvester Stallone Is Officially Returning For 'Rambo 5,' Because Nothing Is Over

What’s the plot? He fights back when terrorists attack during tapioca night at his geriatric nursing home?? I can see it now... creating chemical weapons from the supply of soiled Depends, garroting them with IV tubing and stabbing them in the eye with used catheters.
I can’t wait.

Yo, Adrian! My retirement is running out and I want to be relevant again! LOL