Posted on Sep 1, 2023
Biden Comforts Hurricane Victims By Talking About Time The Urinal Splashed Back At Him A Little
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SATIRE SATIRE! SATIRE! alert
In the wake of Hurricane Idalia making landfall in Florida, President Joe Biden offered suffering victims in the Sunshine State comfort by telling them about the time he was in the bathroom and the urinal splashed back on him a little bit.
"I've been in the same situation, folks," Biden said as he made remarks to the media regarding ongoing disaster relief efforts in Hawaii and Florida. "These hurricanes and storms flooding everything remind me of my own challenges. There was this one time, at a state dinner with the Pope, and I had to go see a man about a mule, so I go to the ladies' room, but they kick me out, so I go to the men's room, and I'm doing my thing there at the…at the…at the…the urinal…and it…and it…splashed back on me a little bit. My own urine. Can you believe that? Awful day. Anyway…"
In the wake of Hurricane Idalia making landfall in Florida, President Joe Biden offered suffering victims in the Sunshine State comfort by telling them about the time he was in the bathroom and the urinal splashed back on him a little bit.
"I've been in the same situation, folks," Biden said as he made remarks to the media regarding ongoing disaster relief efforts in Hawaii and Florida. "These hurricanes and storms flooding everything remind me of my own challenges. There was this one time, at a state dinner with the Pope, and I had to go see a man about a mule, so I go to the ladies' room, but they kick me out, so I go to the men's room, and I'm doing my thing there at the…at the…at the…the urinal…and it…and it…splashed back on me a little bit. My own urine. Can you believe that? Awful day. Anyway…"
Biden Comforts Hurricane Victims By Talking About Time The Urinal Splashed Back At Him A Little
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News Flash … The White House just announced that in order to help the people of Florida Biden is sending an additional aid package to Ukraine … now let that sink in!
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
Reads Like A Memo From Military Intelligence.
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ONLY In America.....
could things be so fuked-up that nobody knows what's happening.
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ONLY In America.....
could things be so fuked-up that nobody knows what's happening.
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In reflection the radical progressives are living in a virtual Babylon as they babble on incessantly. :-)
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Biden Comforts Hurricane Victims By Talking About Time The Urinal Splashed Back At Him A Little
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Hurricane Idalia making landfall in Florida, President Joe Biden offered suffering victims in the Sunshine State comfort by telling them about the time he was in the bathroom and the urinal splashed back on him a little bit.
"I've been in the same situation, folks," Biden said as he made remarks to the media regarding ongoing disaster relief efforts in Hawaii and Florida. "These hurricanes and storms flooding everything remind me of my own challenges. There was this one time, at a state dinner with the Pope, and I had to go see a man about a mule, so I go to the ladies' room, but they kick me out, so I go to the men's room, and I'm doing my thing there at the…at the…at the…the urinal…and it…and it…splashed back on me a little bit. My own urine. Can you believe that? Awful day. Anyway…"
Media outlets hailed the president's story and how it relates to the plight Florida residents now face after having their homes and places of business flooded. "Such an inspirational tale," said CNN's Dana Bash. "For President Biden to show devastated Floridians that he's been where they are and felt what they're feeling…it's awe-inspiring."
At publishing time, White House insiders reported relief among the communications team that it's likely many Florida residents were unable to hear the president's comments due to widespread power outages and being preoccupied with trying to salvage whatever may be left of their lives and belongings."
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In reflection the radical progressives are living in a virtual Babylon as they babble on incessantly. :-)
Background from the link you shared {[babylonbee.com/news/biden-comforts-hurricane-victims-by-talking-about-time-the-urinal-splashed-back-at-him-a-little
Biden Comforts Hurricane Victims By Talking About Time The Urinal Splashed Back At Him A Little
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Hurricane Idalia making landfall in Florida, President Joe Biden offered suffering victims in the Sunshine State comfort by telling them about the time he was in the bathroom and the urinal splashed back on him a little bit.
"I've been in the same situation, folks," Biden said as he made remarks to the media regarding ongoing disaster relief efforts in Hawaii and Florida. "These hurricanes and storms flooding everything remind me of my own challenges. There was this one time, at a state dinner with the Pope, and I had to go see a man about a mule, so I go to the ladies' room, but they kick me out, so I go to the men's room, and I'm doing my thing there at the…at the…at the…the urinal…and it…and it…splashed back on me a little bit. My own urine. Can you believe that? Awful day. Anyway…"
Media outlets hailed the president's story and how it relates to the plight Florida residents now face after having their homes and places of business flooded. "Such an inspirational tale," said CNN's Dana Bash. "For President Biden to show devastated Floridians that he's been where they are and felt what they're feeling…it's awe-inspiring."
At publishing time, White House insiders reported relief among the communications team that it's likely many Florida residents were unable to hear the president's comments due to widespread power outages and being preoccupied with trying to salvage whatever may be left of their lives and belongings."
FBI Reveals Everything They Found In The White House After Hunter Biden Visit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CigYX7czto
FYI Lt Col Scott Shuttleworth SMSgt Lawrence McCarter SGT (Join to see) SFC (Join to see) CPT Jack Durish MGySgt (Join to see) LTC John Shaw LTC John Mohor MSgt Ken "Airsoldier" Collins-Hardy LTC (Join to see) MSgt Stephen Council SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL MSgt James Parker SPC Michael Duricko, Ph.D PO3 Edward Riddle CSM Chuck Stafford LTC Marc King
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LTC Joe Anderson
I know this article is satire. But, what's with this tool constantly having to insert his own stories when talking about other people suffering? He never gets the details right. The events he talks about happening to him, either never happened, or were never even close to as bad as what he claims. Plus, the stories details change every time he tells them. It's kind of embarrassing our president rambling on, like an old fool who thinks he sharing relevant wisdom, rather than incoherent and unrelated BS.
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LTC Stephen F.
Thank you my friend and brother-in-Christ LTC Joe Anderson for commenting and sharing your cogent thoughts.
I concur with your assessment.
I concur with your assessment.
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