Posted on Jan 22, 2022
Family Has No Allen Wrenches Despite Receiving Free Allen Wrench With Every Furniture Purchase...
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Been there!! Satire alert
Kenneth Mordechai was assembling a futon when he reached for an Allen wrench that had mysteriously vanished. According to sources, he shrugged off the matter and went to his tool chest, knowing full well that he'd gotten a free Allen wrench with every furniture purchase over the last twenty years, so he had to have one somewhere. However, to his surprise, there was not a single Allen wrench to be found.
"I should have hundreds of these by now!" lamented Mordechai. "My wife's going to wonder why the futon isn't set up yet and she'll blame me, but really it's the wrench's fault. They're so tiny and easy to lose!"
Kenneth Mordechai was assembling a futon when he reached for an Allen wrench that had mysteriously vanished. According to sources, he shrugged off the matter and went to his tool chest, knowing full well that he'd gotten a free Allen wrench with every furniture purchase over the last twenty years, so he had to have one somewhere. However, to his surprise, there was not a single Allen wrench to be found.
"I should have hundreds of these by now!" lamented Mordechai. "My wife's going to wonder why the futon isn't set up yet and she'll blame me, but really it's the wrench's fault. They're so tiny and easy to lose!"
Family Has No Allen Wrenches Despite Receiving Free Allen Wrench With Every Furniture Purchase...
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Terry Allen - Flatland Boogie.wmv
Blew me away when I first heard this Terry Allen song. It is an anthem to my high school years on the high plains of Eastern New Mexico and the Panhandle of...
Thank you my conservative friend with a strong sense of humor for posting the babylonbee.com satirical post "Kenneth Mordechai was assembling a futon when he reached for an Allen wrench that had mysteriously vanished." When the going gets rough, the Allen's disappear it seems :-)
Terry Allen - Flatland Boogie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MNL7xM4aXs
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Terry Allen - Flatland Boogie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MNL7xM4aXs
FYI Sgt Kelli Mays CW5 Jack Cardwell GySgt Jack Wallace Sgt (Join to see) SPC Douglas Bolton SPC Jon O. SPC Diana D. SrA John Monette SPC Robert CoventrySPC David ShafferPO3 Phyllis Maynard A1C Ian Williams MSG Greg Kelly 1SG Joseph Dartey CW5 Jack Cardwell Sgt Albert Castro 1SG Dan Capri CPL Douglas Chrysler MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.
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