Posted on Feb 9, 2018

Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders

CPT Jack Durish

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Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders

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Posted 7 y ago

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1SG Dennis Hicks

Posted 7 y ago

Cold weather seems to calm down the murderous F-Tards, not to mention the fresh snow leave a nice trail back to their homes.

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LT Brad McInnis

Posted 7 y ago

Maybe we should find a way to have snowstorms year round for them, then...

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SSG Warren Swan

Posted 7 y ago

If only this could be true......

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