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I am going to say one too many PowerPoint presentations. Have you ever seen someone after a 150-slide .ppt?
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SFC Mark Merino
SFC Stephen Carden 150! That is just cruel. I used to have fun and do presentations for our SCO who was always swamped with meetings. Sometimes, I would have fun and have a 3 minute presentation and start slide one with "1 of 3,128" just to get their attention, but 150! You are lucky it didn't turn into a feeding frenzy right there on the spot. Is that additional SERE training for you Psy Ops troops?
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MSgt Chris Adams
No quite 150, but the spinning words and noise effects can sure made it feel that way
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ALIENS!!! or,
If you read the Tabloids, LOL, it's already happening, ROFLMAO
http://madworldnews.com/ebola-victims-rising-from-dead/
If you read the Tabloids, LOL, it's already happening, ROFLMAO
http://madworldnews.com/ebola-victims-rising-from-dead/
Villagers Alarmed By Ebola Victims Rising From The Dead
Panic amongst villagers in Africa is running high today after two Ebola victims were reported to have risen from the dead. According to The Mirror, a local | Written By Robert Rich
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CWO2 Shelby DuBois
Scratch that and Haiti...
Bit of Marine Corps history coming at you.... Around 1915 Marines fighting rebels in Haiti killed their leader, then buried him in a block of concrete to discourage locals from bringing him back as a zombie... zoiks.
Bit of Marine Corps history coming at you.... Around 1915 Marines fighting rebels in Haiti killed their leader, then buried him in a block of concrete to discourage locals from bringing him back as a zombie... zoiks.
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The zombie apocalypse will be caused by my mother in law...all it will take is one bite. Scares me to death hahaha
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SFC Mark Merino
We feel your fear SPC David Shaffer. Mine was British and even though she lived here longer than me, she never got her citizenship and calls America "The Colonies". Many a drunken Christmas meal we locked horns. "If it weren't for us, you'd be speaking German!!!"
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It has already started! It's called the federal branch of the U.S. Government.
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All of the above. except ammunition wholesalers, but the primary cause is misguided attempt by the Government to stop the Zombie Apocalypse.
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MSG Brad Sand
Mark,
As troubling as the fact that I have already thought about the collapse of civilization, when discussing this over a beer with a friend, I know where we fall back to and who we offer protection in barter to. One advantage to living in Iowa is the Amish communities that do not require many of the modern technology those around us need to survive the day…who would also need some people willing use violence to protect them from craziness that would ensue when everyone’s cellphone batteries ran out and microwaves could cook their dinner.
As troubling as the fact that I have already thought about the collapse of civilization, when discussing this over a beer with a friend, I know where we fall back to and who we offer protection in barter to. One advantage to living in Iowa is the Amish communities that do not require many of the modern technology those around us need to survive the day…who would also need some people willing use violence to protect them from craziness that would ensue when everyone’s cellphone batteries ran out and microwaves could cook their dinner.
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MSG Brad Sand
SPC David Hannaman
Two words...iodine tincture. Additionally, it can be used for many other things as well. Veterinary grade is actually the best, stronger and cheaper.
Two words...iodine tincture. Additionally, it can be used for many other things as well. Veterinary grade is actually the best, stronger and cheaper.
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