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I chose coffee shortage. after two ex's, and a pending ex, I am still living. Although this last one just about done me in for a while.
I can see billions not functioning if there was ever a loss of coffee. Personally, I cannot function without at least a double first thing, then it is like a slow resurrection. By the time I hit number three, I am fully functional.
I can see billions not functioning if there was ever a loss of coffee. Personally, I cannot function without at least a double first thing, then it is like a slow resurrection. By the time I hit number three, I am fully functional.
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LCpl Steve Wininger
Good idea SFC Mark Merino I am sure someone can come up with a name for globalcoffeephodia.
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CWO2 Shelby DuBois
True... here people actually start to zombify if coffee isn't in their systems by 8am. We now have the Keurig cups.. we just chew and swallow them.
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LCpl Steve Wininger
CWO2 Shelby DuBois Sounds like a good way to jump start while waiting for that first pot to brew.
My coffee is like Chunky Soup... So thick you can eat it with a fork, but you'll want to use a spoon to get every drop!
My coffee is like Chunky Soup... So thick you can eat it with a fork, but you'll want to use a spoon to get every drop!
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a 2LT at the CDC that was handling something and muttered the words..."It has been my experience...."
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SFC Mark Merino
Scary, but probably right on the money. Then, they will have the cure for the zombie/ebola hybrid......then we will be vampires.
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CW2 Joseph Evans
SFC Mark Merino,
It occurs to me that the outbreak might actually start at the Pre Liberia SRP when the Soldiers get their Ebola "vaccine".
It occurs to me that the outbreak might actually start at the Pre Liberia SRP when the Soldiers get their Ebola "vaccine".
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Continued working for 9-5 corporations thinking we'll all get the American dream...Oh wait, that's already happening...OMG we're in the Zombie Apocalypse!!!!
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Lets for a moment say that a virus or pathogen could do what Hollywood thinks it can do. Humans would be fine, after the intial outbreak the zombies would be all but decimated. Romero would receive the Nobel Prize for the greatest public health campaign. Then a few weeks pass then the zombie rats with near matches toour immune systems would creep into our fortified positions and wipe out humanity.
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SFC Mark Merino
That's why I'm the crazy cat man. I have 3 inside and 1 outside furry bearing varmint munchers SPC (Join to see) I must have a cat lover auro around me. Living out in farm country, people seem to just throw their animals out and leave them to fate. It's hard to turn away people in need....even the furry people.
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Good Lord, please wash your hands. It probably will be this simple. Where are my anti-bacterial wipes!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7yL5DFbK5A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7yL5DFbK5A
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