Posted on Jun 9, 2015
A DD-214 for the books. Does this look legit to you?
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This is taken verbatim from the "This Aint Hell" site.
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"I held off posting this so that you would have finished your morning coffee today in order to save those precious computer screens that you’re always complaining about being ruined.
A county veterans services officer (a fan) who helps veterans and their survivors navigate the complex federal and state benefits dropped this in our inbox last night. A fellow VSO from another county got the above DD214 from a recent widow who stopped by his office to inquire about any benefits her husband earned for her. So the VSOs scrubbed any Personally Identifying Information from it and sent it to us for instructional purposes.
The word “Classified” appears 11 times – nothing about a DD214 is classified. Ever. Classified information would not be included on the document. Classified, of course, is not a classification of classified information, anyway. His last duty station is listed as Haiphong – Haiphong was a North Vietnamese city, which is why the US Navy mined it’s harbor in 1972. His reenlistment code, RE-3R, means that he is ineligible for reenlistment without waivers. That part might be true.
The math in his service computation is really off. 1 year, 11 months and 12 days plus 0 years, 9 months and 41 days (whaa?) does not equal 4 years, 9 months and one day. Well, not using modern math, anyway.
Apparently, the closest civilian occupation to a Navy SEAL is a mechanic. His awards are a mess, but he has the much-sought-after National Defense Service Medal.
The schools and training are a hoot. I want to volunteer right now for Self Destruction School, in fact, I think I could pre-test out of it and get the badge – there’s a Self Destruction Badge, right?
After all of that, I’d hate to be the VSO who has to give the bad news to the widow, most of all, though, I sympathize with the widow whose last memory of her husband is that he was a forger and a liar. It’s demonstrative of why all of you phonies out there need to come clean now while you’re still alive and there’s time to make up for your lies to the people who love you."
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Sgt David G Duchesneau CPT Robert Ashman SGT Efaw (Mick) G. SGM Dan Coberly LTC Stephen Curlee LTC John G Shaw MBA, JD PO1 John Miller
SCPO David Lockwood CW5 Scott Montgomery MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca
Please visit these folks to show support
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"I held off posting this so that you would have finished your morning coffee today in order to save those precious computer screens that you’re always complaining about being ruined.
A county veterans services officer (a fan) who helps veterans and their survivors navigate the complex federal and state benefits dropped this in our inbox last night. A fellow VSO from another county got the above DD214 from a recent widow who stopped by his office to inquire about any benefits her husband earned for her. So the VSOs scrubbed any Personally Identifying Information from it and sent it to us for instructional purposes.
The word “Classified” appears 11 times – nothing about a DD214 is classified. Ever. Classified information would not be included on the document. Classified, of course, is not a classification of classified information, anyway. His last duty station is listed as Haiphong – Haiphong was a North Vietnamese city, which is why the US Navy mined it’s harbor in 1972. His reenlistment code, RE-3R, means that he is ineligible for reenlistment without waivers. That part might be true.
The math in his service computation is really off. 1 year, 11 months and 12 days plus 0 years, 9 months and 41 days (whaa?) does not equal 4 years, 9 months and one day. Well, not using modern math, anyway.
Apparently, the closest civilian occupation to a Navy SEAL is a mechanic. His awards are a mess, but he has the much-sought-after National Defense Service Medal.
The schools and training are a hoot. I want to volunteer right now for Self Destruction School, in fact, I think I could pre-test out of it and get the badge – there’s a Self Destruction Badge, right?
After all of that, I’d hate to be the VSO who has to give the bad news to the widow, most of all, though, I sympathize with the widow whose last memory of her husband is that he was a forger and a liar. It’s demonstrative of why all of you phonies out there need to come clean now while you’re still alive and there’s time to make up for your lies to the people who love you."
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=60283
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?attachment_id=60284
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Sgt David G Duchesneau CPT Robert Ashman SGT Efaw (Mick) G. SGM Dan Coberly LTC Stephen Curlee LTC John G Shaw MBA, JD PO1 John Miller
SCPO David Lockwood CW5 Scott Montgomery MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca
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I wonder what the make-up of the final test is for the self destruction course is. I am assuming there are no re-takes.
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Cpl Colin Sperry
lol "special forces." it would say "special warfare" if it was real and nothing would be classified its a damn dd214
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CW3 Kevin Storm
Reminds of the political cartoon for the suicide bomber school picture showing the new students how to blow themselves up "Pay attention, I am only going to show you this once."
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You can go full retard as long as you have the required number of PT belts on. Last I checked it was five but that was a few years ago, the military is a little more safety conscious now.
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Funny, but this is the only "Self-Destruction School" that I've ever been familiar with. A man ahead of his time, this cat was!
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SFC John Rivera
Any bar that serves Jagermeister also qualifies as Self Destruction School, it just takes longer and is more painfull
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