What can I expect upon being 'deployed' to Guantanamo Bay? Will I have internet access?

You will LOVE it. Nice weather 6365 days, except for periods of rain in the monsoon season. College classes, scuba diving, lots to do. I was there in 82-83. I would expect that they have the internet as well as cable TV. You won't like the Flying Teeth at all. Semper Fi.

We had dial up back in the 90's, so you've got to figure they've got wifi setup at this point.

I'd tell you the truth.......BUT YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!