Posted on May 15, 2014

EXCLUSIVE Exclusive: The Pentagon Has a Plan to Stop the Zombie Apocalypse. Seriously.

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Exclusive: The Pentagon Has a Plan to Stop the Zombie Apocalypse. Seriously.

Everything you need to know about the U.S. military’s defense strategy to protect humanity from the walking dead.

SO when did the military start this training? Waste of more Funds or real problem

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2014/05/13/exclusive_the_pentagon_has_a_plan_to_stop_the_zombie_apocalypse

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MSG Brad Sand

Posted >1 y ago

I say training is training. In my book, Zombie = Liberal and we appear to be in the middle of a 'Zombie' Apocalypse as we speak. For the record, a spear thrust through either eye takes them down for good.

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MSG Brad Sand

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LCpl,

With so many Zombies, we need to conserve energy. As long as you destroy the brain, they will stay down.

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LCpl Steve Wininger

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Thanks for the advice MSG.

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Sgt Arthur Went

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I love it! lol..

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MSG Brad Sand

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For the record: I ONLY advocating the unprovoked spearing of the undead.
Is a zombie attempting to eat my brain provocation? I guess I ONLY advocate spearing a human, or humanoid, if provoked…or in compliance with CONPLAN-8888 or FM 999-3.

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1SG Christopher Whiten

Posted >1 y ago

Most of the Zombies would perish if they happen to be in Washington DC/Pentagon area. Since they survive mostly on brains the pickings would be very slim in that area.

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Posted 10 y ago

I found this article in my daily briefing e-mail from "The Week" magazine. It probably can't compete with CONPLAN 8888, but it contains some good solid advice.

http://theweek.com/article/index/269329/your-complete-guide-to-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse

Your complete guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse

Pro tip: Get yourself some steel-toed boots

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