For SUGGESTION Purposes Only:
"If It's Brown And Floats ~ Get Out Of The Pool"
~Yup, I DID Learn That From Experience ~ But It Took a Few Times To Sink In...
Pun intended ~ and I also lied.~~ it only took 2 times, not "A Few" as stated.

NO PROBLEM ~ Use SOME Imagination, For The Sake Of The Greek Gods,
Install A Port-o-Potty, At The Far End Of The Pool, About 1 Foot Deeper Then
The Water Level !! ~ SEE, Ya Dumb-ass? ~~ PROBLEM SOLVED ~~ damned kids.

"CREATIVE"?
~ It's A "Self-Defense Move"~