What are some of your favorite military phrases/sayings?

SFC Louis Roesch - It's the same for the Air Force!

SFC Louis Roesch - My wife and I were married in the Church. She was issued to me by a Higher Authority.

FUBAR

CH (LTC) Gary Pendrak -
IF It Was GOD Whom Gave You The Authority To Become Married,
He Should Have Asked My Permission.... ~That Crap's About To Stop~

Hilarious.

SGT Drew Clark - Haven't heard SNAFU (Situation Normal All F....Ked Up) in quite a while.

WETSU - we eat this s*it up!

As a 19 year old street urchin draftee, snatched from the 1st job I ever had making over 3$ @ hr., new car, cherished the choice of classy girlfriends, Green as I was to the world, One of the most worrisome distressing things I heard in Basic Training with marching cadence," Ain't no need of Going Home Jodie's got your girl and gone" " Jodie's got your woman now do not worry nor to any more, Jodie is only one, there's enough there for 3 or 4." And the consideration of the one "Ain't no need of looking down, ain't no discharge on the ground" Quess such tunes would be outlawed and punished today.

This ain't that funny nor really not humorous at all, but it was implanted then and stuck to the roof of my brain ever since. More than likely crude and senseless to most, but I reckon one had to be there. My platoon leader in VN pronounced this every day we were outside the wire " DON'T STOP SHOOTIN TILL THE BIG CHUNKS FLY".

YUP ~~ AKA: "Instantaneous Defense Course"

MSG David Surprenant -
~ VERY WELL PUT ~ And Pretty Damned Scary When Thought About '
"If Your Enemy's Within Firing Range, So Are You"...
Absolutely C O R R E C T ~ And, Until Now, I Had NOT Thought About It.
THANKS ~ Seriously ~ Posters Should Be Passed Out, Saying Exactly That.

Hurry Up Slowly