Posted on May 9, 2021
White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID
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White liberals gathered in the town of Hampton Falls were shocked and astonished as local black man, accountant, and father of three Michael Sparkton walked right into a DOT office and acquired an ID without any assistance from liberals whatsoever.
"It was amazing -- he was smart, clean, and articulate enough to walk right in and acquire the ID without consulting us white people at all," said anti-racist activist Chloe Ryder to reporters. "He walked right in and got the ID, no questions asked. We thought it would be way above his intelligence level because, well. You know what I'm saying, right? Yeah. You know."
"It was amazing -- he was smart, clean, and articulate enough to walk right in and acquire the ID without consulting us white people at all," said anti-racist activist Chloe Ryder to reporters. "He walked right in and got the ID, no questions asked. We thought it would be way above his intelligence level because, well. You know what I'm saying, right? Yeah. You know."
White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID
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I get a kick out of this one, it supposedly happened in "Hampton Falls, Iowa." I'm from Hampton, Iowa, 18 miles north of Iowa Falls, Iowa. I think it's quite likely the writer looked at an Iowa map and combined the names of the two close together towns for this fictitious story.
Shoot, I may know some of these people.
Shoot, I may know some of these people.
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