Posted on May 16, 2021
Tebow, Kaepernick To Compete In Epic Kneeling Contest For Spot On NFL Team
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The NFL has announced that Tim Tebow and Colin Kaepernick will now compete in an epic kneel-off for a spot on an NFL team. This weekend, the two legendary players will meet at the 50-yard-line of the Jacksonville Jaguars stadium to see who can kneel the longest.
"These are by far the two most talented kneelers the NFL has ever seen," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "Whoever lasts the longest will be allowed a tight-end position on the team!"
"These are by far the two most talented kneelers the NFL has ever seen," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "Whoever lasts the longest will be allowed a tight-end position on the team!"
Tebow, Kaepernick To Compete In Epic Kneeling Contest For Spot On NFL Team
Posted from babylonbee.com
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In one sense, this is funny, but in another, it is very sad... Babylon Bee is making light of good & evil, basically mocking both, but I don't like them mocking the Lord and the Bible... Color me sad...
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
Our behavior and the news is so absurd and outrageous, it's hard for them to find something to mock anymore...
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LTC Stephen C.
I’m going with the half full approach, Sgt (Join to see). I’m “pulling” for Tebow, because, in my opinion, he’s “kneeling” for the right reasons!
Lt Col Charlie Brown
Lt Col Charlie Brown
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I do not understand why so many people have issue with a man kneeling to pray. My best friend did it a lot every time we were about leave the wire he would kneel and pray and then he would kneel and pray when we came back. Our NCOIC would raise three kinds of shit about. Everything from he was holding us up 30 seconds to it was bad luck. I never let him get stopped though. I figured we needed a praying for and it could not hurt to have a divine being looking out.
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