Schrödinger's Specialist baffles philosophers and platoon sergeants alike

LMFAO ~~
And Sometimes It Takes An Act Of Congress
To Get Sh*t Like This Eliminated,
OR At Least "Somewhat Adjusted"..
~~
But The Real MAFIA Would Have Had It Solved In A Bang.
In Panama, On Jungle Roads About 1/2 Way To Costa Rica,
There's A "Restricted" Motel .... You Can Have Lunch There,
BUT "Sorry Folks, But All The Rooms Are Taken"...
With Only 3 - 4 Cars In The Parking Lot,
~~ And 1 Of Them Is Yours ~~ LMAO
~ Absolutely TRUE As All Hell !~

Hilarious!
Must remember this one: "shamtacular reality"
Sort of describes the political state our nation has been in for too long!

There's a Navy version who is a PO5...