Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself as speculation over worsening health grows: report

He soils himself every time he speaks!

Maybe he should step down?

As a cancer survivor, I wouldn't wish this kind of distress on my worst enemy, even Putin. I do worry about his mental stability as he ages and grows infirm. He might try something really stupid as he approaches death. Oh, but wait, he has already invaded Georgia, Ukraine and several other "tidal pools" of the unlamented Soviet Empire. So, what more might he do, aside from starting another war in Europe?