President Trump Orders the Execution of Five Turkeys Pardoned by Obama

Did one of those include Bradley Manning?

DAMN YOUR EYES, DONALD TRUMP!
Now I'm craving a thick juicy turkey sandwich with all the trimmings!... And it's all your fault!
One question though, assuming they were all democrat turkeys pardoned by a democrat president; Did he plot their deaths ahead of time because they were democrats? I wonder if he had a list of their names in his pocket when he committed the "fowl" deed....lol
What? Too soon?...
I know. I'm going to get pummeled for that one.....but only in my left side.....HAHAHA
Ok, seriously, Ill stop now....
Durka Durka?

Here's what I find amusing. Trump could execute those 5 turkeys and then use them to hold a grand feast for the homeless or the hungry and the media would still find a way to spin it into a bad thing.

THIS JUST IN... OVERLORD TRUMP JUST ENDORSED THE GENOCIDE OF ALL NATIVE AMERICANS BY PARTICIPATING IN RITUALISTIC THANKSGIVING SACRIFICES.