Posted on Sep 27, 2016
Introducing the ridealong suitcase - for adults
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The "obesity epidemic" just got bigger!
Introducing the ridealong suitcase - for adults
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Whenever we go on vacation, I make my wife pull me along to where ever we are going, by attaching a rope to my suitcases handle, and laying it on it's side, and then me climbing aboard.
My wife then picks up the other end of the rope, and off we go, from our SUV, up stairs, to our hotel room. I ride back down the next day, to the SUV, and we go to the beach. Then the suitcase pulling is repeated, through the sand, day after day, until we return home.
I was told to place some big concrete blocks into mt suitcase, but, really? What kind of a husband would that make me?
My wife is into doing that. I have never heard her complain, not once. I do not even wear my hearing aids while we are on vacation, either. I figure that would add unneeded weight to my wifes workouts, and I am, after all, very concerned for my wifes well being.
My wife then picks up the other end of the rope, and off we go, from our SUV, up stairs, to our hotel room. I ride back down the next day, to the SUV, and we go to the beach. Then the suitcase pulling is repeated, through the sand, day after day, until we return home.
I was told to place some big concrete blocks into mt suitcase, but, really? What kind of a husband would that make me?
My wife is into doing that. I have never heard her complain, not once. I do not even wear my hearing aids while we are on vacation, either. I figure that would add unneeded weight to my wifes workouts, and I am, after all, very concerned for my wifes well being.
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Cpl George Crab
Cpl (Join to see) - Man, you seem to be overly brutal, Cpl! Although if I were to grab onto my wives hair, that could solve the problem of the rope getting cut. I know! How does a rope get cut every time that I am not watching out for that, which does confuse me. I think that maybe the wive's of the other vacationers might be getting jealous.
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Cpl (Join to see) I seen this a few months ago and that's what my thoughts were. Reminds me of Wall-E but before they are fat
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SPC Britanny *Winnie* Balthaser What adult would really want to be seen riding those things? It's like the old moped meme.
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SPC Britanny *Winnie* Balthaser
Cpl (Join to see) And isn't what they have the moving walkways at most airports for?
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Cpl George Crab
SPC Britanny *Winnie* Balthaser - I know the answer to this! Brits, if the wives do the dufflebag drag opposite the flow of the more lazy people on the walkways, they get twice the normal workout!
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The only other issue will be the FAA regulations on batteries, and types of batteries that can be loaded on to planes. Just like oxygen bottles, that have to be completely purged and marked non-hazardous. I think there is something about certain types of batteries and sizes of them. But then again, and I think this was mentioned already, that when the baggage handler puts it on the plane and takes it off. Look at the weight empty and then filled...will it fall into the overweight category...$$$$$?
And, why do I want to pay almost $1100 dollars for this thing? Plus shipping?
And, why do I want to pay almost $1100 dollars for this thing? Plus shipping?
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