How to survive a parachute failure

Sgt Wayne Wood - I'll fly ya, but leave the jumping to you! Granted, some of my takeoffs and landings haven't been very good, so a parachute may not be a bad idea as a passenger! Have a good one buddy.

I have made a civilian Jump, but I tend to have the standard AF question, "why leave a perfectly good aircraft"

I agree with you sir.

Being a leg is a fate worse than death.