Posted on Apr 9, 2024
Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
I Just Sat In The House, And Watched It On The NBC TV News,
THEN I'd Glance Out The Front Window To See If They Were Right.
SEE, I AM Just As Stupid As I Said I Am ~~ And NO, I WON'T Eat Those
Moldy Green Eggs And Ham. .."
THEN I'd Glance Out The Front Window To See If They Were Right.
SEE, I AM Just As Stupid As I Said I Am ~~ And NO, I WON'T Eat Those
Moldy Green Eggs And Ham. .."
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MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.
A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney - Same here. Northern Idaho was nowhere near the eclipse. We felt left out. . . .
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D. -
A Friend Of Mine, I Met While Living In California,
,I've Known For Over 60 Years, Lives In Spirit Lake, Idaho...
And Loves Living There; Medium Sized Town With A Lake And
A Lot Of Wooded Areas, Where She Takes Her Dogs Out To Run Loose.
She Refers To Them As Her "Wired-Hair Terrorists"
A Friend Of Mine, I Met While Living In California,
,I've Known For Over 60 Years, Lives In Spirit Lake, Idaho...
And Loves Living There; Medium Sized Town With A Lake And
A Lot Of Wooded Areas, Where She Takes Her Dogs Out To Run Loose.
She Refers To Them As Her "Wired-Hair Terrorists"
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Heh, I'm a dork and didn't need the glasses. It was pouring here all during the eclipse.
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
Here In Vegas, We Only Got 20% Of The Eclipse,
But Even That Was Pretty Cool ~ I Only Go Out At Night.
But Even That Was Pretty Cool ~ I Only Go Out At Night.
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"It's A BIRD, Nope, It's A PLANE, Nope?
Is It SUPERMAN, Nope.?
"Then It's A DORK" ~ Yup.
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And Speaking Of Stupid, And I AM; We've ALL Been Hearing Those Ads,
(paraphrased)
"Be Sure Your Solar Eclipse Sun Glasses Carry This Sign, 'Certified'; Or They May Be Fake Solar Sun Glasses"
~~ Are We To Believe Companies Whom Make Fake Solar Eclipse Sun Glasses Don't Also Use The Word "Certified" On Their Fake Products? ~~
Is It SUPERMAN, Nope.?
"Then It's A DORK" ~ Yup.
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And Speaking Of Stupid, And I AM; We've ALL Been Hearing Those Ads,
(paraphrased)
"Be Sure Your Solar Eclipse Sun Glasses Carry This Sign, 'Certified'; Or They May Be Fake Solar Sun Glasses"
~~ Are We To Believe Companies Whom Make Fake Solar Eclipse Sun Glasses Don't Also Use The Word "Certified" On Their Fake Products? ~~
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MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.
Of course. Just like we're supposed members of the Deep State have our best interests at heart . . .
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