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Lt Col Charlie Brown
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He has lost his mind
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SSG Robert Mark Odom
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LMAO ma'am!!!!! :-D
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SSgt Dale W.
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Sorry, but I can't resist.

A young fellow walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants
to break into show-biz, so the agent says "O.K. kid show me what you
do". The kid tells some jokes, does a little soft shoe, sings a bit,
does an acrobatic act with an ottoman, and is good enough to impress the
agent.

"Great kid! Just great!" says the agent "I can do things for ya! I
think I can get you a show on T.V." (This was the early sixties.)
"By the way, what's your name?"

The young man, proud and excited, exclaims "Penis Van Lesbian".

"'Scuse me?" questions the agent.

"My name is Penis Van Lesbian" again replies the young man.

"Hey I'm sorry kid, you're gonna have to change your name, nobody is
gonna hire you with a name like Penis Van Lesbian."

Well the young man is crestfallen but steadfastly refuses to change
his name, so he leaves to find another agent.

A few months later he returns to the same agent. "Hey kid! Good to
see ya again!" says the agent, "Are ya still looking for work?
Have ya changed your name?"

With his head hanging low the young man replies "Yes. Every agent in
town turned me down because of my name, Penis Van Lesbian. So I've
changed it".

"Great kid, great! What's your new name?"

"Dick Van Dyke."
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Cpl Jeff N.
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Let's take a look at his tax returns and see how much he has donated to government and/or charity as a first step.

Leftists are always good at giving away others money, never their own, that is how Bernie has become the very thing he hates, a multimillionaire with three homes, nice cars, a private jet to haul him around, so a fraud.
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