Posted on Jun 10, 2024
Are You A New Yorker Moving To Florida? Here Are 10 Things To Prepare For
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Are You A New Yorker Moving To Florida? Here Are 10 Things To Prepare For
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LMAO _ Somewhere Around 1958 I Was Living In Panama & Our POS Dad Was In Texas... We Agreed To Meet In NYC For A Visit, And Here's What I'd Like To Say About "The City: " I Spent An Entire MONTH In NYC One Week, And The Most FUN I Had, Was On My Very Last Day ~~ Leaving NYC".
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MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.
I really hated going down to the city to do invited lectures for the NY Military Affairs Symposium. However, it was a necessary evil for padding my curriculum vita. . . .
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.
I HONESTLY, Do Not Understand Why SO Many People
8.804 Million, Live In NYC... Jammed Together In Large Groups
& Surrounded By Concrete. When I Was There, It Seemed
As Though Suffocation Had Taken Over And Claustrophobia Had Set In..
HOW & WHY People Live Like This, Is BEYOND My Understanding,
Y U C K Along With W.T. F * * * Too,....
I HONESTLY, Do Not Understand Why SO Many People
8.804 Million, Live In NYC... Jammed Together In Large Groups
& Surrounded By Concrete. When I Was There, It Seemed
As Though Suffocation Had Taken Over And Claustrophobia Had Set In..
HOW & WHY People Live Like This, Is BEYOND My Understanding,
Y U C K Along With W.T. F * * * Too,....
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
Lt Col Charlie Brown -
YES ~ But Here's Something You Must Consider,
When They're Driving Down The Freeway, On Their Way Home,
35 MPH Is About As FAST As They CAN GO When They're Driving A Golf Cart.
YES ~ But Here's Something You Must Consider,
When They're Driving Down The Freeway, On Their Way Home,
35 MPH Is About As FAST As They CAN GO When They're Driving A Golf Cart.
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney - I lived there for years and I would NEVER go back there except for brief visits
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
Lt Col Charlie Brown -
For A "Brief Visit"? ~~ That Coronal, AIN'T All That Bright, And It's Expensive Too.
Just Have Those Briefs Shipped By UPS, And They'd Be Ready For Wearing Within A Day Or Two... O.M.G. I Hope You're Not In Charge Of The Base Finance Office,.
For A "Brief Visit"? ~~ That Coronal, AIN'T All That Bright, And It's Expensive Too.
Just Have Those Briefs Shipped By UPS, And They'd Be Ready For Wearing Within A Day Or Two... O.M.G. I Hope You're Not In Charge Of The Base Finance Office,.
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