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Lt Col Scott Shuttleworth
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Most of the SEALs I have ever had the pleasure of working with were very humble and quiet...see a lion doesn't have to tell you he's a freaking lion!
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PO1 William "Chip" Nagel
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
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Threaten folks and pay the price. This is really unusual behavior for this group
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GySgt Charles O'Connell
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Only SEAL's I ever served with were a team aboard the USS Ponce during a SPMAGTF deployment to Liberia.
Sitting in the 1st Class Mess one evening during the sail over I was watching some crap on the t.v. when this SEAL plops down in the seat next to me. "Hey", says I. "Hey", says he. Couple of minutes of minutes of silence passes after which is asks, "Hey SSgt, do you know what SEAL stands for???" I say, "Sure say, Sea, Air, and Land, right?" He says, "Nope, its Sleep, Eat and Lift." Whereupon he doubles over in laughter at his own humor.
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
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~~~I STOLE This One From VIC BURK ~~
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There's This Elderly Gentleman Who Had Just Parked His Car & Was Walking Away When He Was Approached By A Guy Of About 45 And Was REALLY Pissed Off At The Old Man Because He Stole His Parking Spot.
He Starts Ranting And Raving About Is Until The Old Mad Has His Fill & Said "Fuck Off" And Began Walking Away. At This Point The Younger Guy Grabbed His Coat & Yanked The Old Man And Said
"I Should Just Kick Your Ass, Force You To Leave, Then Take My Space Back."!!
The Old Man Said, "If I Were A Younger Man, Your Ass Would Be In a Lot Of Trouble.
I'm Calling My Son To Get Over Here And Beat The Shit Out Of You . He's Only A Few Minutes From Here, He Works By Training Dolphins Just A Few Miles From Here" The Guy Says: "He Trains Fucking DOLPHINS? He Must Be a Damned Wimp- Ass Coward".
A Few Minutes Later The Son Shows Up & Rolls His Window Down & Points The Young Guy & Says "DAD, Is He The Bastard Giving You Shit"? The Old Man Says " YES, He Sure Is"!
His Son Jumps Out Of Car, Beats The Shit Out Of The Guy & Breaks His Arm...Then Turns To His Dad & Says "Don't Worry Dad, That Son-Of-A Bitch Will Never Bother You Again!!
"By The Way Dad, I've Never Understood WHY You Insist Upon Telling People That I Train Dolphins & I Wish You'd STOP Doing That.!"
"It's EMBARRASSING As All HELL, Because YOU KNOW DAMNED WELL I Don't Train DOLPHINS, Damn It !!; I Train Fucking NAVY SEALS"!!
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~~ ABSOLUTELY My Most Favorite Joke EVER.... And "WHY" It's In My Permanent Files
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