Study Shows Declining Test Scores Due To A Majority Of Teachers Being Beaten Unconscious

Might even be true in Chicago and Baltimore and a couple of other places. Yes, I know it's the Bee

Now you know the real reason why people are backing the "Troops to Teachers" program. It's getting to the point you need combat training to survive being an educator!

Cpl Vic Burk may seem to be a mild manner math teacher, but he's trained killing machine with a No. 2 pencil and his combat engineer training... well, I wouldn't clap those erasers too hard if you know what I mean.

.. This Won't Help, But It Sure Slows Things Down....
While I Was Employed In The Clark County School District,
There Was A Kid Who Was A Constant Pain In The (Butt?).
The Dean, Once Again, Called His Mom At Her Place Of Employment,
To Come To The School And Take Him Home,....In About 30 Minutes Or So,
Mama Shows Up REAL Unhappy With Her Son... She's Had To Do This Before......
Mom Asks.."Is There A Private Room Where I Can Talk To My Son"?......
Well, YES In Fact, There Is One......
.The Dean Points To The Room & Mama Takes Her Son In There.... In About 5 Seconds All Hell Breaks Loose & You Can Hear The kid Screaming, As Furniture Is Being Shoved All Over The Room & Slamming Against The Walls.
"MAMA, Please Don't Hit Me No More, I'll Be Good, HONEST, I Really WILL"!!!
One Of The Secretaries Looked At The Dean & Says "You Better Get In There & Put A Stop To That"....
The Dean, Looks At Her & Replies: "Put A Stop To What?....WE Don't Hear ANYTHING, Do WE?". ...Mama Brings Her Son Out And Says: "I Don't Think You'll Have ANY More Problems With (My Son), But If You Do, Be Sure To Give Me A Call, And I'll Come Back And Even Take Better Care Of Him"...... And From What I Was Told, Her Son Was No Longer A Class Problem.