How Army commands are responding to ‘targeted’ N.C. power outage

When I first heard this on the news I had three thoughts.
It was kids messing around.
Some drunk locals.
Some group using this as a test.

This was obviously done by radicalized elements that are so rife within the military.

How do I know?
- Well, media has told me that the military is a hot-bed of radicalize individuals
- The substations were shot up (which of course means military training)
- Moore County, NC is strongly conservative (right-wing fringers)
- XVIII ABC authorized a late report day (personal incentive)
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Disclaimer: Yes, this is sarcasm. If you don't know what sarcasm is, Google is your friend.

If the Biden administration gets its way, this will be an everyday occurrence due to renewable energy.