Posted on Feb 21, 2022
Canadian ATMs Now Asking Your Political Views Before Allowing You To Withdraw Money
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Satire alert!
Under orders from the Supreme Chancellor of the People's Republic of Canada Justin Trudeau, all bank ATMs across the provinces will now require anyone attempting to withdraw money from their accounts to take a small quiz on their political beliefs.
"Let me be perfectly clear," said Trudeau while standing in a puddle of his own urine. "Those with unacceptable views shouldn't have money. These evil working-class people being allowed to buy things and eat is a threat to public safety and national security. Starting today, all ATMs will screen people for unacceptable views before they can withdraw funds."
Under orders from the Supreme Chancellor of the People's Republic of Canada Justin Trudeau, all bank ATMs across the provinces will now require anyone attempting to withdraw money from their accounts to take a small quiz on their political beliefs.
"Let me be perfectly clear," said Trudeau while standing in a puddle of his own urine. "Those with unacceptable views shouldn't have money. These evil working-class people being allowed to buy things and eat is a threat to public safety and national security. Starting today, all ATMs will screen people for unacceptable views before they can withdraw funds."
Canadian ATMs Now Asking Your Political Views Before Allowing You To Withdraw Money
Posted from babylonbee.com
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Unfortunately Canadians are not far from that extreme idiocy now in the upper echelon of their government. Democracy is withering like a drought-stricken crop and will soon collapse if not nourished by the blood of patriots.
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We need to watch them deal with this.
We need to take serious note of their progress in preserving their freedom.
We need to heed it all.
We need to prepare because we're next.
We need to win... and so do they.
We need to take serious note of their progress in preserving their freedom.
We need to heed it all.
We need to prepare because we're next.
We need to win... and so do they.
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HAHA. Love Babylonbee. Would not surprise me if they did it here in the US. After all, anything of $600 gets reported.
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