Posted on Nov 13, 2021
State Regrets Hiring Lionel Hutz To Prosecute Kyle Rittenhouse
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The trial does seem like an episode of The Simpsons...KENOSHA, WI—As the prosecution rests its case in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, state officials expressed regret over hiring lawyer Lionel Hutz to lead the prosecution.
"We were told he was one of the best," said the mayor of Kenosha, Bob Kenosha. "Some guy down at Moe's Tavern told us he was the man for the job. I'm feeling pretty disappointed right now."
According to sources, Hutz brought in video evidence of Rittenhouse's innocence and coached his witnesses to testify that they pointed a gun at the defendant first.
The trial does seem like an episode of The Simpsons...KENOSHA, WI—As the prosecution rests its case in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, state officials expressed regret over hiring lawyer Lionel Hutz to lead the prosecution.
"We were told he was one of the best," said the mayor of Kenosha, Bob Kenosha. "Some guy down at Moe's Tavern told us he was the man for the job. I'm feeling pretty disappointed right now."
According to sources, Hutz brought in video evidence of Rittenhouse's innocence and coached his witnesses to testify that they pointed a gun at the defendant first.
State Regrets Hiring Lionel Hutz To Prosecute Kyle Rittenhouse
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I started out thinking Rittenhouse was guilty, but the more I followed, the more I saw he was innocent and not only innocent, he did a public service.
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Watching the judge excoriate the prosecutor was funny. I had to wonder how many times the prosecutor had gotten away with violating the law, the Constitution, in the past, to think he could keep pushing the judge.
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Why does the state regret every time real law based justice is carried out? That mob justice in 2020 shouldn't have even been tolerated. Those were terrorists.
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