Posted on Jun 20, 2021
Congress Passes Law To Recognize Juneteenth, The Day Republicans Freed All The Democrats' Slaves
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The Senate has unanimously passed a resolution to recognize Juneteenth as a federal holiday, commemorating the glorious day Republicans freed the last of the Democrats' slaves. "We are so proud to show the world how not racist we are by officially recognizing the day the Republicans came charging in to free all our slaves," said Senate Democrat Chuck Schumer. "Yeah-- we Democrats did a little 'whoopsie' with that whole slavery thing, but the Republicans corrected it. Thanks, Republicans!"
Congress Passes Law To Recognize Juneteenth, The Day Republicans Freed All The Democrats' Slaves
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
It's the Babylon Bee (satire) but it is the truth that Republicans voted to free the slaves and the Democrats didn't.
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Another day that they can take off, those in the real world have work to pay them to bum around as usual Lt Col Charlie Brown
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