Posted on May 30, 2021
Dr. Fauci Gets In Heated Debate With Seventeen Previous Versions Of Himself
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"The virus was created in a lab!" present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing past Fauci to wag his finger and shake his head emphatically.
"No, no, no, that's a deranged conspiracy theory!" past Fauci said. "It's practically alt-right! Didn't you check Snopes? Anyway, at least we can agree we should wear double masks forever."
"No, masks aren't necessary anymore!" said current Fauci. "We just wear them for political theater."
"That's insulting! They're absolutely not theater!" said early May Fauci.
"No, no, no, that's a deranged conspiracy theory!" past Fauci said. "It's practically alt-right! Didn't you check Snopes? Anyway, at least we can agree we should wear double masks forever."
"No, masks aren't necessary anymore!" said current Fauci. "We just wear them for political theater."
"That's insulting! They're absolutely not theater!" said early May Fauci.
Dr. Fauci Gets In Heated Debate With Seventeen Previous Versions Of Himself
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that's awesome I wonder if I was as confusing to himself as he is and was to everyone else
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I saw an item where Fauci had written that masks were responsible for many deaths during the Spanish Flu epidemic.
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MSG Greg Kelly
Well Come On Man he is an expert on flu's and pandemics. LOL Trump should have fire his stupid ass the first time he flipped his words
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