China's 'social credit' system ranks citizens and punishes them with throttled internet speeds...

Communism is just so much fun! Gee let us try it here! Atheism rammed down your throat, Galugs, political incarceration, murder of citizens and other fun thrills.

Those darn dictatorships. Glad we avoided it here.

And there are some who would like to see this system here. No thanks!