Ron Paul Disguises Federal Reserve As Nike Store In Hopes Rioters Will Burn It Down

Rioters broke in but were disappointed to not find any cool sneakers. Instead, they just found stacks of paper and fancy Goldman Sachs fountain pens.

"Hey, what kind of a Nike store is this?" said one frustrated looter.

"This isn't Nike, it's something far worse," replied Paul. "Have you ever heard of the Federal Reserve?"

The entire crowd then sat down on the floor cross-legged and listened intently to Ron Paul explain the horrors of central banking. Immediately after the speech, they burned down the Federal Reserve.