Posted on Apr 5, 2021
Dems: 'We Will Not Legitimize Georgia's Racist Election Law By Reading It To See What It Says'
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Unfortunately, pretty factual but note this is actually SATIRE
U.S.—Democrats are condemning the racist racism of Georgia's racist election law. To show how very angry and opposed to the law they are, Democrats are refusing to read the law to find out what it actually says.
"Listen-- this law was passed by Republicans," said one Democrat leader. "That's all you need to know to understand this bill is pure racism and a billion-trillion times worse than Jim Crow. We will not legitimize this racist Jim Crow KKK White Supremacist voter-suppression hate-law by reading it to find out what's actually in it."
"I haven't read the law either, but the news told me it was racist, so that's all I need to hear," said local voter Caddy Shamberton, who is not a racist. "Whenever the news tells me something is racist, I will automatically hate that thing without taking any time to look at the facts myself. That's just common sense."
According to sources, several media figures attempted to read the bill in its entirety but collapsed on the ground in horrible agony from all the racism in it.
"Just trust us, it's racist," they all said.
U.S.—Democrats are condemning the racist racism of Georgia's racist election law. To show how very angry and opposed to the law they are, Democrats are refusing to read the law to find out what it actually says.
"Listen-- this law was passed by Republicans," said one Democrat leader. "That's all you need to know to understand this bill is pure racism and a billion-trillion times worse than Jim Crow. We will not legitimize this racist Jim Crow KKK White Supremacist voter-suppression hate-law by reading it to find out what's actually in it."
"I haven't read the law either, but the news told me it was racist, so that's all I need to hear," said local voter Caddy Shamberton, who is not a racist. "Whenever the news tells me something is racist, I will automatically hate that thing without taking any time to look at the facts myself. That's just common sense."
According to sources, several media figures attempted to read the bill in its entirety but collapsed on the ground in horrible agony from all the racism in it.
"Just trust us, it's racist," they all said.
Dems: 'We Will Not Legitimize Georgia's Racist Election Law By Reading It To See What It Says'
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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen - I respectfully disagree. It gives more voting options than Delaware's voting law does. And why is asking for ID racist? My African American friends are insulted that someone would believe them incapable of getting an ID when it is required for EVERYTHING else.
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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen
Lt Col Charlie Brown Asking for ID isn't, every state requires it in one way or another. It's the cutting voting days, reducing polling locations and putting in procedures to override local voting supervision results that is........and then there's that water thing.
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I've asked several times now on various threads: What is bad about the new GA laws?
I'm not looking for sound bites or news clips. I am looking for someone on the left who has actually read the new laws to explain what is so bad.
I'm not looking for sound bites or news clips. I am looking for someone on the left who has actually read the new laws to explain what is so bad.
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Willful ignorance is still ignorance. Ignoring the points in the law is a choice. Bears still shit in the woods, believing otherwise is still ignorance.
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