ANTIFA Navy Sinks Trump Fleet

According to several eyewitnesses, an armada of Trump supporters were quickly sunk when several ANTIFA submarines attacked, taunted, and sunk as many as five boats earlier this week. The Austin event, organized by the Texas-based MAGA Boaters, took to Lake Travis to celebrate their enthusiasm for President Trump, not knowing that the radical anarchist group ANTIFA had planned an amphibious counter-attack.

“Decorate your boats in patriotic colors and fly as many Trump flags as she can handle!” the Facebook page for the Lake Travis Trump Boat Parade encouraged. “Let’s really make a statement!”