Iran moves mock aircraft carrier to sea amid US tensions

I was initially laughing when I saw this as my first thoughts were that they are planning to use this piece of trash as a deterrent! Yeah, good luck with that! Even if they plan on sinking it in some haphazard evolution, they are forgetting the primary obstacle, that is the weapons systems (to include aircraft) that will be raining hell on them as they play war with their third-world weaponry. This brings to mind the old saying: “Shit floats” :)
— Thanks for the comment PO1 William "Chip" Nagel, it is very much appreciated!

PO3 Jay Rose - My Last Claim to Fame was being Way to Close to Iran and "Watching" Iran. To Put It in Perspective in My Office I was Listening to Persian Music right out of Tehran. They Could See Me.

Thanks for the comment! I’m sure that they will additionally take out a fast boat or three with some friendly fire as they go mad with their arsenal of third-world grade weapons (read: antique fireworks display). This would only add to the ecological wonders of the new artificial reef off the coast of Iran, would it not?!

I am thinking that their coal fired steam catapult will split the first launched aircraft and old F-4 held tighter with duct tape and bailing wire in half. Spilling the half tank of vintage 1979 Aviation fuel all over their deck which will spill into their ammo magazine filled with black powder and bottle rockets which will start a rather large fire. After the three hand held vintage Inshallah fire extinguishers that were never PMCS's fail do anything but tire out their 2 man fire fighting team/Cooks. All that smoke will cause their Capt to lose site of shore and ram and canoes with an antitank gun causing it to explode breaching the plywood hull and drowning their Olympic swim team crew who swim down instead of up. Pieces of that wreck will wash up all along the chase to be used as roofing and outhouse construction.
5,000 sailors, 1,000 Marines and assorted drop pilots in the US will suffer severe stomach cramps from laughing so hard and for so long that they will me medically retired and continue to laugh into their golden years.

Great point, and spot on! Thanks for the comment SSG (Join to see)!