Drinking, Fighting and Infidelity Take Center Stage in Trial of Former Navy Captain

What a shandah... that's Yiddish for a total disgrace

Yous guys gots it all wrong. Its tough being a naval officer at Gitmo. Especially when you're permanent party. You got your family, you got your job, you got lots of things to do, and you got no General Order number one. I totally sympathize with the good Captain. Not.

Dueling simplified things greatly.