3 Gun Club Guys Who Make Me Pig-Biting Mad

How true... how true. I'd put a few others on the list as well: All "Fudds"...you know, the guys (probably country club members) who cherish their customized Benellis (nothing against the weapon), wear safari kit to the range, and have a total meltdown any time someone is practicing actual skill sets... like firing from the draw or reloading. Then, there's the "Chatty Cathy" dude who walks over while you're trying to concentrate to talk about "ballistic properties" or worse...politics (time and place Bro...time and place). Finally, there's the guy (probably overweight and red faced) whose got his lady with him, and is berating her "mistakes" at the top of his lungs while trying his level best to let everyone else on the range know he's "Billy Bad-A". Nine times out of ten, he's got some crappy "morale" patch on that says "Major League Infidel" too.

Loved the bit about lead dust...I generally go ahead and clean my weapons immediately after shooting, then walk to the shed to wash all of the solvents off before heading home to the wife and kid.

I'm going to have to join a gun club. I never get to meet interesting people like those described.