Posted on Mar 15, 2018
President Trump visits the ‘Marine Core,’ and veterans everywhere facepalm
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MAJ James Woods I wonder how the Marines like being referred to as "the Marine Core - an enticing mixture of nougat and caramel.:" I have a hard time thinking of General Mattis and A Milky Way at the same time.
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MAJ James Woods
Now that would be a funny game. If you had to describe each service branch as candy, what would it be? Hahaha!
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
MAJ James Woods - So the Marines have the Milky Way. That means the Army would have to get snickers, since the Marines seem to get the hand me downs from the Army, much like the Milky Way is a hand me down of the snickers. The Air Force would have to be something along the lines of the Ferera Rocce (spelled how?) because the elitist service has to have elitist candy. The Navy would be those little alcohol filled chocolates because Have you ever met a sailor that wasn't alcohol filled? Finally the Coast Guard would be those gummy frogs with marshmallow because nobody likes admitting that they like them, but won't turn em down when they show up to satisfy the sweet tooth.
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Well, that settles it. POTUS says it, "Marine Core." That's it. Change the headers and prepare for battle!
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MAJ Bryan Zeski
SSgt Addison R. - "FAILING MARINE CORPS HASN'T WON A WAR SINCE WWII! TIME TO MAKE THE MARINE CORE GREAT AGAIN!"
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Good thing he didn’t tweet about ‘Year of the Non Commmioned Officer Corps’. It would’ve been sent out as ‘Year of the No Compitent Officer Core’ I’m kidding before we get wrapped up in it. Besides everyone knows the most compitent officer is a Warrant. You’ll spend your life catching unicorns before catching a warrant at morning formation or a detail.
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