Used Cars Ad

Soon after his Election President Trump was given a tour of a Defense Aquisiton plant that had all the newer equipment on display.
His guide was a CEO of Defense aquisitions. The man was a typical lobbyist, dressed well, very well spoken and obviuosly used to dealing with politicians. He was a strange looking guy though, as he ore very thick glasses and had a hunch back and waddled why he walked.
The first thing he showed president Trump was an M1A1 Tank. After giving a rundown of its capabilities he asked President Trump if he had any Questions.
"What do they Cost?" asked the President
" 9 Million Dollars Each" said the hump backed guide.
"DAMN that's High!" Exclaimed the President.
The next piece of equiptment was an F-18 Superhornet. Again the guide gave a run down of what it could do, its range, speed and weapons it could carry.
Again President Trump asked " Well, what does it Cost?"
The hunch back answered " 98 million per plane Mr President"
"DAMN that's High!" Exclaimed the President.
The last item they looked at was a Tomahawk Missile. Once again the Hunchback Defense Industry Lobbyist explained the capabilities and again President Trump's only question was the cost.
The man answered " Just under 2 million Mr President"
"DAMN that's High!" Exclaimed the President again.
The Lobbyist walked the president to his Helicopter and just as he was boarding he turned and asked the man ": By the way what is that thing on your back, just below your neck?"
Someone taken aback the man answered " Its a hump sir, I'm a Hunchback."
" Oh "said president Trump as he climbed the stairs onboard the Helicopter.
When he got to the top he turned around and yelled back down to the lobbyist
"I thought it was your ass, everything else around here is so fucking high!!"

Reminds of the Cal Worthington Commercials in So Cal.