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CPT Jack Durish
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When I lived in Colorado a man was caught burglarizing a Monfort cold storage warehouse where prime beef is processed. While he waited handcuffed in the back of the squad car the cops inspected his "take". When two officers climbed into the front seat they were giggling until they turned and looked at the perp at which point they started laughing uncontrollably. "What's so damn funny?" the perp demanded. "Do you know what was in those boxes you loaded into your truck?" one cop asked. "I don't know, beef?" The cops began laughing harder. The first one to gain control of himself finally told the perp that he had been loading his truck with frozen bits and pieces including the back ends of the cows. "You mean I'm going to jail for stealing assholes?" The perp's statement was entered into evidence as a spontaneous confession. His lawyer appealed the decision on the basis that the "confession" was elicited under duress (the cops ridiculed the perp to gain it). The appeal failed.
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SSG Pete Fleming
SSG Pete Fleming
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haha... love that one
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CPL Randy Bautista
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CPL Randy Bautista
CPL Randy Bautista
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Funniest thing I've read in a while
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Lol
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Cpl Mark A. Morris
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I'm confident the weapon was purchased legally. It's the law.
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SSG Pete Fleming
SSG Pete Fleming
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If you watched the video, they were stolen from a local gun store
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Cpl Mark A. Morris
Cpl Mark A. Morris
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SSG Pete Fleming - Are you sure it was him SSG? I bet he was at home studying at that time.
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SFC Alfredo Garcia
SFC Alfredo Garcia
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Um, I think it was sarcasm.
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SSG Pete Fleming
SSG Pete Fleming
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Cpl Mark A. Morris - Well he was a convicted felon in possession of stolen firearms, posting on social media publicly threatening to kill another person... it really doesn't matter where he was when the guns actually got stolen. (though sarcasm does get lost from keyboard to screen sometimes...)
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Cpl Justin Goolsby
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There's a lot of dumb things criminals do, but it's just sad when you can't even afford a disguise.
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SSG Pete Fleming
SSG Pete Fleming
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hahaha... they could of at least covered their entire face... but I do like the batman mask.
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