Funniest Ft. Irwin story you have?

Three:

1. Setting my M113's engine on fire and then having to work on it for the rest of the rotation in the box.

2. My team leader jumping on top of his vehicle after they got to their first stop and singing "I think we're alone now" as loud as possible.

3. Falling asleep right before a movement and having our PSG have to come back and get us.

Officers came into the TOC (tactical operations center) and were hungry. I had to go to mess hall at midnight to get them food. I couldn't see(ft. Irwin is blacker than at night) I made it to mess tent,woke the cooks and got a marmite can of pork chops. As I was returning to the TOC I stepped on a rattle snake. The snake struck my boots and I ran like a young Jesse Owens to the TOC. Luckily, the snake didn't pierce the boot.

Sgt major got made at me for something(I forget why) made me did a foxtrot. Irwin is all rock under that sand. It sucked.

We got really old beer cans in a cave. There was a note that said," don't tell sgt Johnson about the beer in one of those tin pull top cans.

going to NTC as a Marine tanker from 29 Palms...being given liberty the first night we were there, going to the NCO club, getting trashed...and going to the field the next morning...holy smokes...I was hanging out of the loaders hatch on that vismod all damn day...I loved my tours at NTC...and I loved 29 Palms...I want to move out to that area eventually...