Posted on Jul 31, 2015
Can you give us your best military limerick?
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Be creative! Give us your best (clean) military limerick.
Here's a start....
There was a Marine named Jack
Who also rucked with his pack.....
Here's a start....
There was a Marine named Jack
Who also rucked with his pack.....
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While at Scott I wrote forecasts for many bases, one was Minot which was really cold at the time and so this limerick was born from my boredom and the whole 'Why not Minot' thing.
There once was a forecaster at Minot,
Who asked of himself, "Why not?"
Freezins the reason in this cold winter season,
But at least I will not die hot.
There once was a forecaster at Minot,
Who asked of himself, "Why not?"
Freezins the reason in this cold winter season,
But at least I will not die hot.
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Respectfully, no. Do not possess enough soap to wash my mouth out at this point in my life.
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SGT William Howell
When I was in Boot Camp at Great Lakes my Senior Chief came up to me and said, "Howell you have the filthiest mouth I have ever heard and I have been in the Navy 22 years." I have never been more proud!
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CW3 Harvey K.
SGT William Howell - Quite a distinction. "Cuss like a sailor" means something. An accomplished Navy cusser can go rapid fire for 15 minutes at least, without repeating himself.
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