Posted on Mar 25, 2014
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One of the (silly) things I do when deployed to new places is to make sure to use different latrines every time I have to go, to read the graffiti. By far the transient areas have the best graffiti (Ali Al Salem, etc) surely to the bane of CSMs everywhere, but what have you seen or read that was interesting or funny? 
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SGT William B.
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The vast majority of what I've seen in latrines/port-a-johns comes down to a showcasing of the artists' poor understanding of the male anatomy.

The best ones are the helpful little reminders right above the urinal that tell you that the urinal is not, amongst other things, a sink, a banana, an elephant, an airplane, a portal to Narnia, a garbage can, an Airman, a mouthwash dispenser, etc.  If it weren't for those, I'm not sure how I'd get by!
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You're right, I think the 'Do not do X' signs are almost as creative and clever as the graffiti.
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SGT William B.
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Hell, I was almost AWOL when I was a PVT.  I went to one stall, saw a message that said "Look left."  I look left, and there's a message that said "look right."  Well, I looked right, and there was another message that said "look left."  I think I was there for at least two hours.
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Best latrine grafitti: "Why are you looking here, when the joke is between your legs."
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CSM Charles Hayden
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There is no TP! I don’t have time to linger, I will have to use my finger!
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