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Three Crimson Tide fans were headed to Knoxville to watch their beloved Tide take on the Volunteers. Just north of Chattanooga on I-75 the trio were pulled over by a Tennessee State Trooper. The trooper walks up to the driver's window and punches the driver in the face.
Driver: What the hell was that for?
Trooper: For not having your drivers license ready when I got here.
The trooper proceeds to walk around to the passenger window and punches the passenger.
Passenger: What the hell was that for?
Trooper: That was for not having the registration and insurance ready when I got here.
Next, the trooper proceeds to step to the rear window and punches the rear passenger in the face.
Rear passenger: What the hell was that for?
Trooper: I was giving you your wish.
Rear passenger: What wish?
Trooper: I know a few miles down the road you'd say 'I wish he'd hit me like that'
Driver: What the hell was that for?
Trooper: For not having your drivers license ready when I got here.
The trooper proceeds to walk around to the passenger window and punches the passenger.
Passenger: What the hell was that for?
Trooper: That was for not having the registration and insurance ready when I got here.
Next, the trooper proceeds to step to the rear window and punches the rear passenger in the face.
Rear passenger: What the hell was that for?
Trooper: I was giving you your wish.
Rear passenger: What wish?
Trooper: I know a few miles down the road you'd say 'I wish he'd hit me like that'
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Funny, but highly unlikely ... It has been a long time since anybody from Tennessee kicked the hell out of anybody from Alabama... :-) ROLL TIDE!!!
By the way, although I am a die-hard Alabama Crimson Tide fan, I am also a Tennessee Volunteer fan. Although I graduated from Alabama, I lived in Knoxville for 10 years. Go VOLS...
Funny, but highly unlikely ... It has been a long time since anybody from Tennessee kicked the hell out of anybody from Alabama... :-) ROLL TIDE!!!
By the way, although I am a die-hard Alabama Crimson Tide fan, I am also a Tennessee Volunteer fan. Although I graduated from Alabama, I lived in Knoxville for 10 years. Go VOLS...
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SGT Jim Z.
COL Jean (John) F. B. you are almost as confused as my wife's aunt who graduated from UNC and roots for Duke.
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There's one that goes like this: 'What does the Tenn Vols and a sand castle have in common? They both look good until the Tide rolls in.'
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